Just for Fun – Random Thoughts

 

 
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-- Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

-- Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

-- Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

-- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

-- Never buy a car you can't push.

-- Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

-- The early worm gets eaten by the early bird, so sleep late.

-- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-- Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

-- Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

-- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 

-- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

-- Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened!

-- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

-- Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open!