Why I wonder
Is a tomato round and red?
Because if it was long and green
It would be a cucumber instead
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Divide 18 potatoes among 6 people
The exam question read
Boil them and mash them!
That's what I said.
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Celery, raw
Develops the jaw
But celery, stewed
Is more quietly chewed
-Ogden Nash
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(Originally published June 2010.)
Lovely and appreciated.... Love your blog and value your wisdom. Merri
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DeleteThanks for this fun post, my friend :) You brought a smile to my face. Hugs!
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